it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
Totally Spiffy
RSSme writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
Reblogged for comments.
Tumblr is my Social Networking Site
- Me: How many friends do you have on Facebook?
- Friend: Like 500, I dunno... why?
- Me: How many of them do you actually talk to and/or like?
- Friend: Like... 20?
- Me: Now how many followers do you have on Tumblr?
- Friend: Exactly 152.
- Me: And how many of them do you actually talk to and/or like?
- Friend: ALL OF THEM. They complete me.
- Me: And my point has been proven.
(Source: savemebarrys)
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(Source: jo-ce)
I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
(Source: ashagreyjoyed)
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
And then I remember that there are actually dramatically ungrateful little shits like this out there and I subsequently want it to be legal to put people like this down.
Useful information
good lord can fleet admirals even lift their arms?
“It’s just the standard amount of gold braid”
(Source: closertodanger-fartherfromharm)
The Winchesters are what happens when people in horror movies become self-aware
(Source: andysexberg)
About Totally Spiffy
I like things. Lots of them. You should like things too. If you do like things we can be friends. If not, we can probably still be friends anyways. Real talk.
